Morris Mauler 5K

Description: The 15th Morris Mauler 5k TRail / Xc RAce (Hibernation Edition, (Fall). "The TOUGHEST, NASTIEST, MEANEST, BAD ASSED 5K RACE IN NEW JERSEY". This Race is for the TOUGHEST RUNNNERS IN NJ HISTORY and just plain old hill / + cross country / TRail Runners. This Race Features a hill know as the B*st*rd............ You have run faster, now come run "the B*st*rd" !!!!! You will never look at a tough race the same way again! "GUARANTEED" to be minutes slower than what you normally run for a 5k (accurately measured course). Be prepared to do your "PERSONAL WORST", YOU WILL NOT LOOK PRETTY AFTER THIS RACE or THINK HIGHLY of the ORGANIZERS OF THIS BRUTAL EVENT. This race is NOT FOR : WIMPS, M$D R$$N Pansies, $p@$T*n R$n Pansies, and just plain old PANSIES, CANDY @SSES, FLATLANDERS, WHINERS, BELLY ACHERS. YOU MUST BE ''''TOUGH'''' TO RUN THIS RACE!!!! Course is very challenging with a difficulty rating of 9.1 on the "Hillometer Chart". (10 being toughest "billy goat"......1 being easy...... pancake flat........( A scale created to help runners decide what type of Trail/X Country race the want to do). The course measures a 4.3 on the Agility/Stability Scale (1 being easiet, "sure footed"..... 10 being " Rough Terrain"....rocks, ankle busters, roots galore) (another scale created for trail running in NJ, so that people can decide how much they can handle)