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🌕🐺 THE COYOTE IS BACK, BABY! 🐺🌕 with a new distance!!!

Mark your lunar calendars and start charging your headlamps—we’re howling at the moon again in 2026, and yes… it’s happening on a FULL MOON WEEKEND. Because why suffer in the daylight when you can suffer under celestial drama?

We’re keeping some of the old classics (like pain and questionable decisions) and adding some spicy new twists. If you’re thinking, “Should I train for this?” the answer is: you should’ve started yesterday. Ask questions later, just start running uphill and don’t stop until you hit 6,200 feet.

Welcome back to Coyote Two Moon—featuring a buffet of suffering for all appetites: